May 2013
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jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
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awesomephilia: tea-inthetardis: bugsinricepudding: i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss. Ed Sheeran, is that you?
May 18th
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May 15th
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WatchWatch
disgustinghuman: i will always watch, love, and reblog this shit. perfection
May 14th
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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Edibles
I’m so stoned right now and these edibles are the business!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
May 10th
May 9th
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squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me  Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
May 7th
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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
May 7th
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“It’s okay to be wrong. It’s ok for ME to be wrong. I was wrong, but I’ll fix it...”
– “Finale,” Tales from the Bad Years by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk (via ohheygrace)
May 7th
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the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……  so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming. holy shit
May 7th
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May 1st
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April 2013
38 posts
Apr 29th
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when I first found Autostraddle.com
lezbeginshallwe:
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Anxiety
Have you ever felt like you were going to die, like maybe you were choking or got into a car crash and nearly avoided death. I feel that almost every day over the most basic things. Today I have to go to work and it’s not like I’m unhappy to have a job or I am ungrateful to be working. I simply am in complete panic over not doing a good job and being completely useless therefore having...
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Apr 14th
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Apr 11th
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wobbuffette: “Real men shouldn’t wea—” “Real women don’t hav—”
Apr 10th
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