twohartsandahelbig:

I think everyone needs a winking Hannah on their blog ;)

“The truth is… the truth is that I’m not a doctor, I’m not a lawyer, I’m not an airline pilot; I’m nothing, really. I’m just a kid.”

Claire fucking Huxtable! This woman was perfect.

inkstrangle:

callmekitto:

now you, too, can spot a lesbian on sight alone!!

i really want that shirt tho

I think that shirt would come in handy

sexy human being

disgustinghuman:

i will always watch, love, and reblog this shit.

perfection

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

astrodidact:

Happy birthday, George. You are missed dearly.

Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place.

mexic-anus:

You appreciate that butterfly on your head you little bitch, vintage white girl bloggers would kill for a picture like that

this would be me exact reaction if a butterfly landed on my head.

adventuresinslumberland:

My friend took this photo of me last night and made me realize that shaving my sides down really shows off my tiny ears…

I’m not good with drawing or painting but for some reason I think this would look really cool to draw.